The delivery workers are hustling, annoying music assaults us in places of commerce, and Fox News pundits are on the warpath, which can only mean one thing; the holidays are here. HotMovies.com unveils its new advent calendar to help cope with the stressful holiday season.
“When I was a kid, we opened the advent calendar every December day in anticipation of Christmas. Now, HotMovies.com users can do the same thing; except instead of candy, it’s free porn,” said HotMovies.com Director of Business Development James Cybert.
Each day in December, logged in HotMovies users can open a square on the advent calendar and redeem a prize. “It could be some free minutes, a free rental, or an even better secret prize,” said Cybert, giggling like a small brat. “You will just have to visit every day to find out!”
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Philadelphia, PA – To celebrate Valentine’s Day, HotMovies.com is offering their entire network for free between 4 and 6 PM Eastern Standard Time, February 14th and launching HotMoviesForCouples.com, a site focusing on the more romantic side of adult entertainment.
This move comes on the heels of their tremendously popular free access promotion on Christmas 2010, which celebrated the addition of HotMovies’ 150,000th adult film, making them the largest provider of pay-per-view adult material in the world. Visitors will have free access to all of the streaming pay-per-minute content after age verification. “We do use a credit card for account creation and age verification,” HotMovies spokesperson James Cybert said, “but there are no automatic charges or hidden charges, and from 4 to 6 on Valentine’s Day, no charges at all.”
But why give away streaming video on Valentine’s Day? “It’s all about safety,” Cybert explained. “A lot of people will be going out on dates, even though it is a Monday night. Collectively, that’s a lot of stress and pressure out there on the streets. All I’m saying is, don’t go out with a loaded gun.”
Of course not everyone will be going out on Valentine’s Day. Couples that stay in are encouraged to expand their horizons on HotMoviesForCouples.com. James Cybert commented, “Hot Movies for Couples features the softer and more playful side of our catalogue. It’s a safe place for couples who aren’t ready for the whips and chains at FetishMovies.com, or the fresh crop of hardcore at HotMovies.com.” Cybert then pointed out that all of those sites would be included in the promotion.
HotMoviesForCouples.com has been developed recently to meet the needs of couples who want to watch porn together, and for those just getting started with adult entertainment. Cybert assured us that it wasn’t just the design of the site that sets it apart. “We hand pick these titles for their acting, their stories, and their themes. Couples who are getting into watching porn together are looking for some fantasy. It’s about being taken on a journey; an adventure with the one you love.”
The HotMovies studio team can be reached at 1-800-611-MOVIE.
Philadelphia, PA – The doctors (and nurses) are in at HotMovies.com.
Chief porn parody surgeons Will Ryder of X-Play and Marc Bruder of CED agreed this week on an exclusive VOD release through HotMovies.com of X-Play’s multiple award winning Not Mash XXX, just in time for Alan Alda’s birthday on January 28.
“It’s good to be back where it all began,” said Ryder. “The HotMovies team had the exclusive on the first Brady movie and they killed with it! We expect similar things from this beauty.”
The all-star cast, headlined by James Bartholet, Chad Diamond, Chanel Preston, Briana Blair, Jeremy Conway, Krissy Lynn, Eric Swiss, Herschel Savage, Bailey Brooks, Alec Knight, Miko Sinz and Alexa Jaymes, inhabit their roles with gusto, mining all the gut-busting brilliance readily available in Ryder’s script and fucking like it might be their last day on earth.
“CED, as always, is proud to represent Mr. Ryder and his uniquely sexy comic vision,” said Bruder. “Working with HotMovies is always easy and profitable. I’m looking forward to great results.”
The movie’s plot is a perfect takeoff on the original show, which featured a gang of snarky surgeons in the Korean War who were equally interested in saving lives, getting home and sexing up random nurses as much as possible. Alda played the de facto leader of this gang of misfits, the pornographically named Hawkeye Pierce. In X-Play’s version, when Hawkeye and his sidekick Trapper try to find a willing partner for the virginal Radar O’Reilly, many forms of extreme sexiness ensue.
“Incoming!” yelled HotMovies.com director of business development James Cybert, doing his best Radar impression, just before the deal was announced. “We feel like this is the best parody since the original Brady movie. The plot is genius and the cast is spot on. I know our users are going to make extra trips to their tents when they get a load of the naughtiness the 4077th has in store for them.”
The movie will be available for streaming from X-Plays’ Sitcums.com and on HotMovies.com January 28th.
The HotMovies studio team can be reached at 1-800-611-MOVIE.
LIMITED RELEASE: FOXTROT IS EXCLUSIVELY AVAILABLE ON VOD ONLY UNTIL 01/28/2011.
New Year’s Eve casts an urgency unlike any other day of the year as people all over America revel in the infinite possibilities of the coming year. Cecil Howard‘s Foxtrot follows the lives of several oversexed New Yorker’s on the last day of the year as they plan and prepare for what they hope will be a night of unforgettable passion. The countdown is on and the stage is set as the Luther’s prepare to host a New Year’s Eve gala where the lives of all the characters will intertwine. New bonds will be forged and old promises broken creating a permanent divide between the all too familiar past and the all too blind future.
With an in telligent script by Ann Randall and superb camera work from Felix Daniel, Cecil Howard coaxes genuine, realistic performances and arousing sexuality from an all-star cast. Jack Teague plays the perverted millionare who will have sex with anyone… but his wife. R. Bolla is the conservative but curious neighbor to Marlene Willoughby’s Zelda, an erotic writer. Sandra Hillman plays the baby-sitter who decides that New Year’s Eve is the time to lose her virginity and Ron Jeremy plays the sailor who discovers his girlfriend is cheating on him… with another woman! Vanessa Del Rio and Tiffany Clark are both objects of desire for the aforementioned Teague. lInda Vale plays the mother to Marilyn Gee’s Alice, a young but notorious starlet who is willing to do anything to get a starring role. Samantha Fox and Veronica Hart round out this all star cast of characters who each in their own way have have pitted themselves in a race against time.
Released in 1982 (prior to AVN awards) Foxtrot was nominated for 13 AFAA awards winning Best Picture, Director, Screenplay, Music and Editing. Gerard Damiano (Deep Throat) said it was “far and away, the best film of the year”
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SCOUNDRELS IS EXCLUSIVLY AVAILABLE ON HOTMOVIES.COM UNTIL 7/22/2010.
The # 1 All-Time Best Movie of the Year!
The first movie to win Best Picture at the first ever AVN awards in 1984, it has been unavailable to the general public for twenty years. Scoundrels was called a “sexual masterpiece” by AVN founder Paul Fishbein. It also won Best Director and Best Editing after being nominated in all of the Major Film Categories that year. Acclaimed writer Anne Randall provided the screenplay for the film directed by Cecil Howard, the man Playboy called “The Grandmaster of Erotic Filmmaking.”
Scoundrels is an intelligent and ironic story of infidelity within the dysfunctional family of a psychiatrist. It was considered a milestone in erotic filmmaking for it’s ambitious and original approach to storytelling evoking pity and sympathy for it’s tragic characters through masterfully directed “high-intensity sex scenes that worked on a conscious and subconscious level.” (SIR Magazine) Rare and out of print for a long time, Scoundrels is an underrated classic from the Golden Age of adult filmmaking. Cecil Howard considers the film “one of my greater achievements” and lead star Ron Jeremy remembers it as “Great! Abstract, esoteric, avant-garde”
Original Liner Notes:
Scoundrels is an exceptionally well-made movie that captures not only the erotic mischief but also the dangerous consequences of “side-dipping.” If you can relate to the taboo thrill of cheating, GET READY FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE! Beautifully photographed, SCOUNDRELS is able to capture the steamy and forbidden sexuality. Leave it to filmmaker CECIL HOWARD( FOXTROT, PLATINUM PARADISE, NEON NIGHTS) to create a sophisticated film about the vicious side of adultery, yet one that’s hot. RON JEREMY, known for his humorous portrayals, undertakes the more serious role of the psychiatrist who falls victim to the sexual boredom of a stagnating marriage. LISA BE, as his wife, may be smiling when he comes home, but it’s a smile meant to cover the string of lovers she’s been boffing all day, including JEREMY’s best friend. TIGR (CHELSEA MANCHESTER) plays their foul-mouthed daughter, a tease who’ll screw anything that breathes. Poor JEREMY knows his friends are coming and going all around him, but he’s unable to come to terms with his wife’s faithlessness. CECIL HOWARD’s production shines in every frame, thanks to ingenious editing, brilliant writing and some of the best acting to date. There’s also newcomer, ARIEL LEE; her good looks are a real treat. The illicit sex is naughty and suspenseful, bringing the viewer to the boiling point time and again. For the scoundrel in all of us, Scoundrels is not to be missed.
Reality TV star Danielle Staub in the hardcore sex video tape you’ve heard so much about. Uncensored and in your face, Danielle isn’t your typical horny housewife from New Jersey. She is MILF-tastic in this raw and unedited celebrity sex tape.
While cooking breakfast, Danielle Staub is seduced by her muscular, well-defined man piece. After removing her t-shirt, they share a hot make-out session before heading upstairs to the bedroom. On the way, he focuses on Danielle’s perfectly toned ass for which she credits her genetics.
Once upstairs, Danielle removes her shorts to expose her plump, pierced pussy. The horny housewife poses for the camera and gives her man her best come-hither stare. Mrs. Staub then lays back on the bed and begins to touch herself. We hear the couple kissing, the camera is picked up by her boy toy, and we are treated to a POV shot of Danielle Staub’s swollen pussy lips being penetrated by her boyfriend’s big dick. She pants heavily as the camera is abandoned on the bed forcing us to pay close attention to the lusty sounds without actually seeing them. Just like jersey girl to be a tease.
It’s now Danielle’s turn to be on top and she rides her man cowgirl style, panting and moaning feverishly until she orgasms. Danielle Staub flips over to take it doggy style, and then spreads for missionary before stopping to take a break. Danielle needed some water before she passed out from the hot encounter.
After a little pillow talk, Danielle gives her well-hung man a handjob before laying back down for round two. The bell rings and she climbs on top again to grind out a fourth body shaking orgasm. Just when you think this woman has had enough, a couple more sessions lead up to another orgasm for Danielle while the celebrity housewife is being taken dogggy style once again.
This is an unedited, amateur sex tape. So, you have to wade through a few minutes where the camera is aimed nowhere in particular and you can only hear them having sex. Nevertheless, Danielle Staub’s sexual prowess throughout the tape is amazingly uninhibited, insatiable and raw. She definitely makes all New Jersey housewives proud.
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