The delivery workers are hustling, annoying music assaults us in places of commerce, and Fox News pundits are on the warpath, which can only mean one thing; the holidays are here. HotMovies.com unveils its new advent calendar to help cope with the stressful holiday season.
“When I was a kid, we opened the advent calendar every December day in anticipation of Christmas. Now, HotMovies.com users can do the same thing; except instead of candy, it’s free porn,” said HotMovies.com Director of Business Development James Cybert.
Each day in December, logged in HotMovies users can open a square on the advent calendar and redeem a prize. “It could be some free minutes, a free rental, or an even better secret prize,” said Cybert, giggling like a small brat. “You will just have to visit every day to find out!”
Philadelphia, PA – To celebrate Valentine’s Day, HotMovies.com is offering their entire network for free between 4 and 6 PM Eastern Standard Time, February 14th and launching HotMoviesForCouples.com, a site focusing on the more romantic side of adult entertainment.
This move comes on the heels of their tremendously popular free access promotion on Christmas 2010, which celebrated the addition of HotMovies’ 150,000th adult film, making them the largest provider of pay-per-view adult material in the world. Visitors will have free access to all of the streaming pay-per-minute content after age verification. “We do use a credit card for account creation and age verification,” HotMovies spokesperson James Cybert said, “but there are no automatic charges or hidden charges, and from 4 to 6 on Valentine’s Day, no charges at all.”
But why give away streaming video on Valentine’s Day? “It’s all about safety,” Cybert explained. “A lot of people will be going out on dates, even though it is a Monday night. Collectively, that’s a lot of stress and pressure out there on the streets. All I’m saying is, don’t go out with a loaded gun.”
Of course not everyone will be going out on Valentine’s Day. Couples that stay in are encouraged to expand their horizons on HotMoviesForCouples.com. James Cybert commented, “Hot Movies for Couples features the softer and more playful side of our catalogue. It’s a safe place for couples who aren’t ready for the whips and chains at FetishMovies.com, or the fresh crop of hardcore at HotMovies.com.” Cybert then pointed out that all of those sites would be included in the promotion.
HotMoviesForCouples.com has been developed recently to meet the needs of couples who want to watch porn together, and for those just getting started with adult entertainment. Cybert assured us that it wasn’t just the design of the site that sets it apart. “We hand pick these titles for their acting, their stories, and their themes. Couples who are getting into watching porn together are looking for some fantasy. It’s about being taken on a journey; an adventure with the one you love.”
The HotMovies studio team can be reached at 1-800-611-MOVIE.
Philadelphia, PA – The doctors (and nurses) are in at HotMovies.com.
Chief porn parody surgeons Will Ryder of X-Play and Marc Bruder of CED agreed this week on an exclusive VOD release through HotMovies.com of X-Play’s multiple award winning Not Mash XXX, just in time for Alan Alda’s birthday on January 28.
“It’s good to be back where it all began,” said Ryder. “The HotMovies team had the exclusive on the first Brady movie and they killed with it! We expect similar things from this beauty.”
The all-star cast, headlined by James Bartholet, Chad Diamond, Chanel Preston, Briana Blair, Jeremy Conway, Krissy Lynn, Eric Swiss, Herschel Savage, Bailey Brooks, Alec Knight, Miko Sinz and Alexa Jaymes, inhabit their roles with gusto, mining all the gut-busting brilliance readily available in Ryder’s script and fucking like it might be their last day on earth.
“CED, as always, is proud to represent Mr. Ryder and his uniquely sexy comic vision,” said Bruder. “Working with HotMovies is always easy and profitable. I’m looking forward to great results.”
The movie’s plot is a perfect takeoff on the original show, which featured a gang of snarky surgeons in the Korean War who were equally interested in saving lives, getting home and sexing up random nurses as much as possible. Alda played the de facto leader of this gang of misfits, the pornographically named Hawkeye Pierce. In X-Play’s version, when Hawkeye and his sidekick Trapper try to find a willing partner for the virginal Radar O’Reilly, many forms of extreme sexiness ensue.
“Incoming!” yelled HotMovies.com director of business development James Cybert, doing his best Radar impression, just before the deal was announced. “We feel like this is the best parody since the original Brady movie. The plot is genius and the cast is spot on. I know our users are going to make extra trips to their tents when they get a load of the naughtiness the 4077th has in store for them.”
The movie will be available for streaming from X-Plays’ Sitcums.com and on HotMovies.com January 28th.
The HotMovies studio team can be reached at 1-800-611-MOVIE.
LIMITED RELEASE: FOXTROT IS EXCLUSIVELY AVAILABLE ON VOD ONLY UNTIL 01/28/2011.
New Year’s Eve casts an urgency unlike any other day of the year as people all over America revel in the infinite possibilities of the coming year. Cecil Howard‘s Foxtrot follows the lives of several oversexed New Yorker’s on the last day of the year as they plan and prepare for what they hope will be a night of unforgettable passion. The countdown is on and the stage is set as the Luther’s prepare to host a New Year’s Eve gala where the lives of all the characters will intertwine. New bonds will be forged and old promises broken creating a permanent divide between the all too familiar past and the all too blind future.
With an in telligent script by Ann Randall and superb camera work from Felix Daniel, Cecil Howard coaxes genuine, realistic performances and arousing sexuality from an all-star cast. Jack Teague plays the perverted millionare who will have sex with anyone… but his wife. R. Bolla is the conservative but curious neighbor to Marlene Willoughby’s Zelda, an erotic writer. Sandra Hillman plays the baby-sitter who decides that New Year’s Eve is the time to lose her virginity and Ron Jeremy plays the sailor who discovers his girlfriend is cheating on him… with another woman! Vanessa Del Rio and Tiffany Clark are both objects of desire for the aforementioned Teague. lInda Vale plays the mother to Marilyn Gee’s Alice, a young but notorious starlet who is willing to do anything to get a starring role. Samantha Fox and Veronica Hart round out this all star cast of characters who each in their own way have have pitted themselves in a race against time.
Released in 1982 (prior to AVN awards) Foxtrot was nominated for 13 AFAA awards winning Best Picture, Director, Screenplay, Music and Editing. Gerard Damiano (Deep Throat) said it was “far and away, the best film of the year”