The delivery workers are hustling, annoying music assaults us in places of commerce, and Fox News pundits are on the warpath, which can only mean one thing; the holidays are here. HotMovies.com unveils its new advent calendar to help cope with the stressful holiday season.
“When I was a kid, we opened the advent calendar every December day in anticipation of Christmas. Now, HotMovies.com users can do the same thing; except instead of candy, it’s free porn,” said HotMovies.com Director of Business Development James Cybert.
Each day in December, logged in HotMovies users can open a square on the advent calendar and redeem a prize. “It could be some free minutes, a free rental, or an even better secret prize,” said Cybert, giggling like a small brat. “You will just have to visit every day to find out!”
Samantha Stylle, Montana Gunn, Bobbi Bliss, Alexandra Nice, and Alisha Klass have a fun new holiday game they want to play this Christmas. The object of this game is to taste each girl’s pussy by licking their box and sucking their clit, and then attempt to identify the Christmas feast by name. The game starts out well with each man blindfolded and rules being strictly enforced, but as these sexy Elves have their cookies eaten…the sexual tension builds to an unmanageable level. Soon everyone becomes drunk with yuletide cheer, and a massive Christmas orgy ensues. Watch as these nymphettes satisfy their happy holiday urges by having their halls decked over and over again.