Rebeca Linares’ breasts- triumph, or tragedy?

For those of you who don’t know about the lovely, raven haired Spanish vixen Rebeca Linares, I’m sorry. Rebeca has beautiful long black hair which contrasts strikingly with her porcelain complexion. She is petite yet sexy: passionate, and talented. A few months ago, however, Rebeca made the decision to go ahead with some breast implants. This transformed her naturally pretty B cups into pornstar class DD orbs.

Rebeca purportedly wanted the implants so that her top half would ‘match’ her curvy bottom half. Her operation involved inserting the implants right at the border of the aureola, to avoid the crescent scars under the boobs that usually accompany breast augmentation surgery. According to her doctor, Rebeca was “very happy” with the results of the procedure. Well, good for her. I am not.

Here are some juxtaposed images, before and after and such. Make up your own minds.

Rebeca Linares before and after

Rebeca Linares' boob job

I also have a few videos here. Check out Rebeca’s performances before and after. In both clips she’s athletic, sexy, and really into it. The first one, however, shows her before the surgery giving a fine tit job to a big cock, complete with head-sucking on the upthrust. Her breasts aren’t huge, but they’re shapely, pretty, and natural. In the next video we see her riding off a cock and squeezing those big, fake tits together. They don’t even look good compared to other implants if you ask me.

Small, pretty titties, capable of a solid tit fucking.

Spherical globes that would look out of place on a woman 100 pounds larger.

Look, I’m not against implants across the board. Some implants look great. Look at Aletta Ocean or Asa Akira. Those are two ladies with the whole package. I don’t really have too much in the way of ‘before’ photos for those girls, but nevertheless, they hover around the top of my list, Darth Vader-like boobs and all.

I just think Rebeca Linares kind of ruined hers. Bigger isn’t necessarily better IMHO, and Rebeca’s were great the way they were. The job she had done wasn’t even very good. The night I saw the new pictures I drank a pint of whiskey and cried myself to sleep. Now you’ve heard my campaigning. How do you feel about it?

This just in: Jennifer White is foxy

Jennifer White is a total hottie. Just thought I would bring that to your attention. She’s got a banging curvy yet thin body, which just looks so smooth. Her pale skin is a great contrast to her beautiful brown hair. Her breasts are natural and perky, and her ass deserves the congressional Medal of Honor. Check out a ton of her full length DVD quality movies here. Celebrates Cecil Howard’s Birthday With his Last X-Rated Movie

Cecil Howard's "Last X-Rated Movie"

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PHILADELPHIA – The “grand master of erotic filmmaking” is back on, just in time to celebrate his birthday on Feb. 26.

Few directors have made the impact of Cecil Howard throughout the history of the adult movie business, and few movies made the impact of Howard’s epic four-hour saga, Last X-Rated Movie. Now for the first time, this landmark film will be available on the internet in its entirety, exclusively at

As was typical of all Howard’s work, Last X-Rated Movie received huge acclaim when originally released in four parts during the 1980s and early 1990s. The first two parts each garnered AVN’s highest rating and the magazine named the saga “the best multi-part adult series ever shot on video.”

In the golden age of porn, before compilations became the order of the day, this was the longest adult movie ever released. It was condensed, re-edited and repackaged by Howard in 1991 into the definitive four-hour director’s cut on VHS, exclusively for the Penthouse Book and Video Society. The re-release again earned AVN’s highest rating and prompting another critic to name it “the best X-rated movie of all time.”

Eric Edwards won AVN’s Best Actor award and Nina Hartley took home AVN’s Best Supporting Actress trophy for the original production, which featured an unmatched collection of golden era talent including hall of famers Ron Jeremy, Tom Byron, Tasha Voux and Sharon Mitchell.

In the past, Howard’s HotMovies releases have hit the site as special, one-month-only releases. Not this time. Howard said he wants fans to have the opportunity to view this masterpiece, cut as he originally intended it, for eternity. “This is a grand opus and I encourage people to take the time to watch the whole thing,” said the elusive Howard. “The story is the thing that sets it apart from other porn movies and the sex is some of the hottest I ever shot.”

“As always,” said HotMovies director of business development James Cybert, “we are grateful for this partnership with Cecil. We take great pride in carrying the biggest library of porn available anywhere but quality means more than quantity and Cecil’s movies are the cream of the crop. The Last X-Rated Movie is the best of the best and I can’t wait to hear the reaction from our viewers.”

HotMovies remains the one and only licensed distributor for Howard’s work, including multiple award winners Neon Nights, Babylon Pink, Foxtrot, Star Angel and Platinum Paradise.

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Porn Parody Videos - Not The Bradys XXX Porn Parody Videos - Not The Cosbys XXX Porn Parody Videos - Not Three's Company XXX and X-Play Media have partnered to release a number of director Will Ryder’s parodies exclusively throughout August.

“Series like ‘Not the Bradys XXX’ and ‘Not the Cosby Show XXX’ are still really popular X-Play titles that bring sex to our favorite shows from back in the day,” said James Cybert, HotMovies director of business development.

He added, “I’ve waited a long time to see an actual threesome on ‘Three’s Company.’ I just wish Don Knotts could be here to see this.”

Also on tap for VOD release are Ryder’s “Charlie’s Angels,” “The Bionic Woman XXX,” “Not Jennifer Lopez: An American Idol” and “Not Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores XXX.”

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