Of the many things people wonder about the personal lives of porn stars, what they do with their spare time comes up fairly often. This video is of three bright up-and-cummers within today’s Adult Industry, sharing a little of that thing called “life” together. Misti Dawn, Michael Vegas and Xander Corvus are members of the new generation of porn stars. A much more connected, technological breed of pro-sexuality performers.
In what we are naming the first “Pussy Blow Bowl” ever, these three compete in who can orally inflate the largest pocket pussy before popping it. Michael Vegas takes a quick lead out of the gate, but loses composure and deflates his pussy in hilarity. The laughter becomes infectious and soon lends itself as the toughest obstacle of the Blow Bowl. We have to admit, simply watching “The Great Cornholio” blow a pocket pussy bubble like a wide-eyed deer in headlights made us roll on the office floor. The competitors attempt to regain focus, but seem to have traded their abilities to blow for spitting in the pussy. Although great for lubrication, this technique does not make for great Blow Bowl strategy.
Amidst rubbery male fart sounds, and childlike laughter, Misti Dawn finds a temporary Zen under her furry animal hat to take over first place. Xander Corvus attempts stretching his pussy for better air intake, but still can’t seem to figure out masturbator inflation. Misti continues strongly until her pussy ruptures, and pops Michael Vegas in a rage of pussy size jealousy. Xander finally gets a handle on his pussy to inflate what looks to be the overall winner of Pussy Blow Bowl 2011.
What better way to celebrate a successful competition than making a pocket pussy yamaka?
It has been almost 20 years since we first watched Sharon Stone cross her gorgeous legs while being interrogated in Basic Instinct. We all silently hated Michael Douglas for having access to such a fearlessly sexual woman. Still, Sharon Stone can’t stand up to Breanne Benson’s version of our favorite iconic scene. Why? We’ll call it her cold stainless steel stare.
The Official Basic Instinct Porn Parody brings all of the sexual tension from the original full circle. Breanne Benson produces a devilishly sexy performance as Catherine Trammel, the prime suspect in the murder case Nick Curran (Michael Vegas) is attempting to solve. He’d like to engage in a penetrating investigation of all three female suspects, if only he could dodge another kind of ‘internal affair.’ As the plot thickens, Nick is able to wield his eight-inch weapon to bring the Official Basic Instinct Parody to a satisfying climax!
POPPORN’s Brian Bangs and Spock Buckton re-write one of the most loveable 80′s comedies of all time in The Official Revenge of The NERDS porn parody from Third Degree studios. The prodigal nerds themselves, Louis and Gilbert, enter their freshman year at college. As you know, if you have seen Revenge of The Nerds, these innocent techie pals have a good possibility of running into trouble with the “Nerd hating” football team. Although, this is a porn parody…and wouldn’t you rather see these pencil pushers finally get a chance to lay their robust libidos across the entire cheerleading team? Let the panty raid begin!
Sweet Sinner brings you a devilishly sinful tale of office hi-jinx. Julia Ann, Toni Ribas, Melissa Monet, Anthony Rosano, Rocco Reed, Cece Stone, Michael Vegas and Jynx Maze are caught within a whirlpool of hot workplace sex in Office Seductions 2 – Naked Ambitions.
Julia Ann needs to impress her brand new client, so she looks to her marketing team for the best ad campaign. Unfortunately, Rocco Reed’s attentions seems far too locked down by Jynx Maze for him to be productive at all, and Michael Vegas, Jynx Maze’s boyfriend, is busy being distracted by the sly fox CeCe Stone. On the other side of the office, Julia Ann occupies herself by turning Toni Ribas into her personal boy toy, but Toni has plans of turning his submission into more lucrative positions. Written and directed by Nica Noelle, this porn video will both satisfy your lust for corporate sex and a well devised storyline.