Jenna Haze Retires From Porn

Porn stars get to retire before they’re 30

Jenna Haze just announced her retirement from performing in porn last night via a YouTube video to her fans. Rumors have been swirling for about a year now that she had shot her last scene, and this has turned out to be true.

Jenna Haze’s 30th birthday is just a couple of weeks away. She got her start in 2001 at the age of 19. 10 years in porn is a long time, many pornstars work for only about five years. Wouldn’t it be nice to just be fucked hard for five years and then get to retire? Most of us have to get fucked hard until we die.

With her petite body and classic runway model prettiness, Jenna Haze was always one of those girls who just seemed ‘too pretty for porn.’ It was always easier to picture her as the prom queen or valedictorian than it was getting her asshole stretched open, but maybe that’s what made her scenes so hot. She certainly sold a lot of movies for some big name studios as a cover girl.

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She spent some quality time behind the camera. According to her resignation message, she’s going to keep directing and modelling. I guess you could say she’s worked her way to the top and done it all. Still looking not a day older than 20, Jenna says she’s going to quit performing and spend time on her other projects. She encourages her fans to keep up with her on Twitter.

Whenever anyone tells you that porn is evil because it exploits women, be sure to mention the likes of Jenna Haze and Sasha Grey- some beautiful and successful starlets who, dignities intact, managed to retire rich in their twenties. Then tell the asshole to take a look at his own station in life and point out who’s the exploited one. Good for you Jenna Haze- I’m going to rub one out to one of your movies tonight in honor of your stellar career. Cheers.