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Once upon a time, an extremely intelligent man figured out how to make a mold of a woman’s precious pink pussy. One of the most important advances in technology you won’t ever find in school books. The term “pocket pussy” was coined, and cocks rejoiced everywhere. Of course, time marches on, and no longer are we men sated by such conventional portable rubber vaginas.
We demand our vaginas come with faces and names damnit! If only we could keep porn stars under our beds, in our closets, and mashed beneath the tighty-whiteys we haven’t worn since the 6th grade. Low and behold, PORN STAR SEX TOYS! Our best friends at Fleshlight have released a line of pocket pussy’s that are exact replicas of their individual porn star’s vagina. All you have to do is oil up and put her on screen for the most interactive porn watching experience ever conceived. Quit using your hand, it certainly wasn’t professionally crafted to feel like a gorgeous porn star’s pussy. Especially not the one you can click around and look at on the internet any time you want. Stop letting the women have all the fun. Take back your libido and fuck a porn star! |
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Do these things really feel like a porn star’s vagina? I mean REALLY?