Toss My Salad

I really like the idea of some girl eating my ass while I bang her best friend.

but actually watching a hairy man ass get licked grosses me the fuck out.

but also turns me on in some deep dark places.

I guess that’s why the incest porn is always so popular.

Involuntary Bird

Today’s update comes from Classicvod.com and it’s incredibly horrible and better than your home movies.

I feel like I should send a screen grab into Dad’s are the Original Hipster

Not only was your dad cooler than you, he was hung like a monster.

Dude, your mom was hot!

is that the most perfect ass you’ve ever seen?

Rebeca Linares’ breasts- triumph, or tragedy?

For those of you who don’t know about the lovely, raven haired Spanish vixen Rebeca Linares, I’m sorry. Rebeca has beautiful long black hair which contrasts strikingly with her porcelain complexion. She is petite yet sexy: passionate, and talented. A few months ago, however, Rebeca made the decision to go ahead with some breast implants. This transformed her naturally pretty B cups into pornstar class DD orbs.

Rebeca purportedly wanted the implants so that her top half would ‘match’ her curvy bottom half. Her operation involved inserting the implants right at the border of the aureola, to avoid the crescent scars under the boobs that usually accompany breast augmentation surgery. According to her doctor, Rebeca was “very happy” with the results of the procedure. Well, good for her. I am not.

Here are some juxtaposed images, before and after and such. Make up your own minds.

Rebeca Linares before and after

Rebeca Linares' boob job

I also have a few videos here. Check out Rebeca’s performances before and after. In both clips she’s athletic, sexy, and really into it. The first one, however, shows her before the surgery giving a fine tit job to a big cock, complete with head-sucking on the upthrust. Her breasts aren’t huge, but they’re shapely, pretty, and natural. In the next video we see her riding off a cock and squeezing those big, fake tits together. They don’t even look good compared to other implants if you ask me.


Small, pretty titties, capable of a solid tit fucking.

Spherical globes that would look out of place on a woman 100 pounds larger.

Look, I’m not against implants across the board. Some implants look great. Look at Aletta Ocean or Asa Akira. Those are two ladies with the whole package. I don’t really have too much in the way of ‘before’ photos for those girls, but nevertheless, they hover around the top of my list, Darth Vader-like boobs and all.

I just think Rebeca Linares kind of ruined hers. Bigger isn’t necessarily better IMHO, and Rebeca’s were great the way they were. The job she had done wasn’t even very good. The night I saw the new pictures I drank a pint of whiskey and cried myself to sleep. Now you’ve heard my campaigning. How do you feel about it?

Extreme Comics Anyone?

Just got photos from Iron Man XXX and Supergirl XXX

I don’t know about the quality of the acting, but the visuals are pretty interesting to say the least.

Hopefully the movies don’t totally suck ass.

I did love that one 4-way from SuperMan XXX –

This just in: Jennifer White is foxy

Jennifer White is a total hottie. Just thought I would bring that to your attention. She’s got a banging curvy yet thin body, which just looks so smooth. Her pale skin is a great contrast to her beautiful brown hair. Her breasts are natural and perky, and her ass deserves the congressional Medal of Honor. Check out a ton of her full length DVD quality movies here.

HotMovies.com Celebrates Cecil Howard’s Birthday With his Last X-Rated Movie

Cecil Howard's "Last X-Rated Movie"

Only on HotMovies.com

PHILADELPHIA – The “grand master of erotic filmmaking” is back on HotMovies.com, just in time to celebrate his birthday on Feb. 26.

Few directors have made the impact of Cecil Howard throughout the history of the adult movie business, and few movies made the impact of Howard’s epic four-hour saga, Last X-Rated Movie. Now for the first time, this landmark film will be available on the internet in its entirety, exclusively at HotMovies.com.

As was typical of all Howard’s work, Last X-Rated Movie received huge acclaim when originally released in four parts during the 1980s and early 1990s. The first two parts each garnered AVN’s highest rating and the magazine named the saga “the best multi-part adult series ever shot on video.”

In the golden age of porn, before compilations became the order of the day, this was the longest adult movie ever released. It was condensed, re-edited and repackaged by Howard in 1991 into the definitive four-hour director’s cut on VHS, exclusively for the Penthouse Book and Video Society. The re-release again earned AVN’s highest rating and prompting another critic to name it “the best X-rated movie of all time.”

Eric Edwards won AVN’s Best Actor award and Nina Hartley took home AVN’s Best Supporting Actress trophy for the original production, which featured an unmatched collection of golden era talent including hall of famers Ron Jeremy, Tom Byron, Tasha Voux and Sharon Mitchell.

In the past, Howard’s HotMovies releases have hit the site as special, one-month-only releases. Not this time. Howard said he wants fans to have the opportunity to view this masterpiece, cut as he originally intended it, for eternity. “This is a grand opus and I encourage people to take the time to watch the whole thing,” said the elusive Howard. “The story is the thing that sets it apart from other porn movies and the sex is some of the hottest I ever shot.”

“As always,” said HotMovies director of business development James Cybert, “we are grateful for this partnership with Cecil. We take great pride in carrying the biggest library of porn available anywhere but quality means more than quantity and Cecil’s movies are the cream of the crop. The Last X-Rated Movie is the best of the best and I can’t wait to hear the reaction from our viewers.”

HotMovies remains the one and only licensed distributor for Howard’s work, including multiple award winners Neon Nights, Babylon Pink, Foxtrot, Star Angel and Platinum Paradise.

Jenna Haze Retires From Porn

Porn stars get to retire before they’re 30

Jenna Haze just announced her retirement from performing in porn last night via a YouTube video to her fans. Rumors have been swirling for about a year now that she had shot her last scene, and this has turned out to be true.

Jenna Haze’s 30th birthday is just a couple of weeks away. She got her start in 2001 at the age of 19. 10 years in porn is a long time, many pornstars work for only about five years. Wouldn’t it be nice to just be fucked hard for five years and then get to retire? Most of us have to get fucked hard until we die.

With her petite body and classic runway model prettiness, Jenna Haze was always one of those girls who just seemed ‘too pretty for porn.’ It was always easier to picture her as the prom queen or valedictorian than it was getting her asshole stretched open, but maybe that’s what made her scenes so hot. She certainly sold a lot of movies for some big name studios as a cover girl.

Jenna Haze: Dark Side
Jenna Haze: Dark Side
Jenna Haze: Secretary's Day 2
Secretary’s Day 2
Jenna Haze: Lex the Impaler 3
Lex the Impaler 3: Back in Black
Jenna Haze: Sporty Girls
Sporty Girls

She spent some quality time behind the camera. According to her resignation message, she’s going to keep directing and modelling. I guess you could say she’s worked her way to the top and done it all. Still looking not a day older than 20, Jenna says she’s going to quit performing and spend time on her other projects. She encourages her fans to keep up with her on Twitter.

Whenever anyone tells you that porn is evil because it exploits women, be sure to mention the likes of Jenna Haze and Sasha Grey- some beautiful and successful starlets who, dignities intact, managed to retire rich in their twenties. Then tell the asshole to take a look at his own station in life and point out who’s the exploited one. Good for you Jenna Haze- I’m going to rub one out to one of your movies tonight in honor of your stellar career. Cheers.

AVN Las Vegas

HotMovies.com sent some goons down to the AVN trade show in Vegas, but all they did was take pictures of girls. Enjoy!

Brooklyn Lee, as a burnette
Brooklyn Lee
Chastity Lynn
Chastity Lynn
Sexy Jada Stevens
Jada Stevens
Jelena Jensen
Jelena Jensen
Not Jessica Drake
Jessica Drake
Jessie Andrews
Jessie Andrews
Gracie Glam
Gracie Glam
Belladonna
Belladonna
Alexis Texas
Alexis Texas
Julia Ann
Julia Ann
Katie St. Ives
Katie St. Ives
smiling hottie
???
Kleio
Kleio
Lexi Belle
Lexi Belle
Lilly LaBeau
Lilly LaBeau
Lily Carter
Lily Carter
Hot Pink
Unknown
Jailbait mystery girl
IDK
hiked up skirt
Not Sure
Zoey Holloway
Zoe Holloway
Zoey Holloway
Zoe Holloway

Zoey and Lily
Zoe Voss
Zoe Voss
Syren De Mer
Syren De Mer
Skin Diamond
Skin Diamond
Skin Diamond and Lily Carter
Skin and Lily
Sinn Sage
Sinn Sage
Riley Steele
Riley Steele
Riley Steele
Riley Steele
Prinzzess
Prinzzess
Big Beautiful Devil
Some BBD
Unknown bejeweled hottie
Don’t know her
Some girls
Some cuties

A Salute to Miles Long

Veteran actor and director Miles Long

In the wake of this year’s AVN awards, let’s take a moment to honor one of the best veteran directors in the industry, Miles Long.

Miles Long (born born November 4, 1968) entered the adult film industry in 1999. Between 1999 and 2005, he worked primarily as an actor. Starting in 2003 he moved behind the camera and began working as a director, assistant director, cinematographer, cameraman and still photographer working for Jill Kelly Productions and Ninn Worx.

His later work for New Sensations, Third Degree Films, and Zero Tolerance has garnered numerous accolades, 32 AVN Award nominations, 9 X Biz Awards nominations; including 3 X Biz Awards nominations for Director of the Year; 2011 Urban X Awards nominations for Director of the Year and Best Gonzo Director, a 2011 Urban X Award for Best Couples Scene and 4 AVN Awards: a 2009 AVN Award for Best MILF Release for The Cougar Club, a 2010 AVN award for Best All Sex Series for Addicted, his 2011 induction into the AVN Hall of Fame and a 2012 AVN award for Best Foot Fetish/Leg Release for Nylons 8.

Long’s first scene was for Northern Sights with his then-wife, Shay Sights. He also worked with Jenna Haze in her first major adult film release in Joey Silvera‘s Service Animals 4.

Long moved behind the camera in 2003, starting as an assistant director for Jill Kelly Productions. He then began working as a cameraman and director of photography for Michael Ninn. In 2005 he became the head of production for X-Worx. His first release Muff garnered an AVN Award nomination for Best All-Girl Series in 2006. In 2006 he began working as a director for New Sensations where he received AVN Award nominations for Best Director and Best All Sex Film in 2007 for Addicted Again; as well as nominations in 2008 for Best All Sex Release, Best High End All Sex Release and Best High Definition Release. In 2008 he began to direct for Third Degree Films and Zero Tolerance Entertainment, where he would win his first AVN Award in 2009 for Best MILF Release for The Cougar Club in the inaugural year for that award category and the first of his titles to hit #1 on the sales charts.

He won an additional AVN Award in 2010 for Best All-Sex Series for Addicted. In 2011 he was inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame, received a 2011 Urban X Award for Best Couples Scene and appeared in LIFE magazine. In 2012 he won an additional AVN Award for Best Foot Fetish/Leg Release for Nylons 8 and participated in the first ever live broadcast for AVN.com for the Virtual AEE show along with Tanya Tate and Julia Ann.

Long branched out into mainstream TV in 2007 as the Director of Photography of the television series Untold Stripclub Confessions, and starting in 2008 he began to make a name for himself as a still photographer, with his photos and layouts appearing in Mainstream and Men’s magazines worldwide. He is the industry’s only Steadycam owner/operator and has shot a wide variety of subject matter including: SWAT team competitions, Ultimate Fighting events, music videos, motorcycle stunts and television shows. In addition, he has had layouts and photos appear in: MAXIM, AVN, Barely Legal, Club, Club International, Fox, Gallery, Hawk, High Society, Hustler, Cheri, MILFs in Heat and Spicy Latinas, demonstrating that his abilities as a Cameraman, DP, Photographer, Director, and Producer aren’t limited to filming lovemaking.

Also of note, in 2011 he trademarked his stagename and successfully litigated against a company that used his stagename to market a product without his permission.

Awards:

  • 2012 – AVN – Best Foot Fetish/Leg Release – Nylons 8
  • 2011 – AVN – Hall Of Fame
  • 2011 – Urban X – Best Couples Sex Scene – Vajazzled
  • 2010 – AVN – Best All Sex Series – Addicted
  • 2009 – AVN – Best MILF Release – The Cougar Club